Nope, not me....

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have not been meaning to post a Not Me! for quite sometime, and this is most certainly not my first time...
I did not hide the last can of soda (which is a rare treat in our house) behind a large jar of salsa on the second shelf, in the back of the fridge, to prevent anybody else from drinking it. I would never kick back and thoroughly enjoy my cold refreshing soda alone, when nobody is home. No, not me!
I did not fall asleep with Lil’Bit’s paci in my mouth, and I certainly did not put a subconscious death grip on it when Hubby tried to remove it. That’s gross.
I did not, in a moment of desperation, hold Kadens chicken nugget out the window, while driving down the interstate, to get it to cool off faster. He was not throwing a complete fit in the backseat for one of his nuggets. That would attract many unwanted germs.
I did not try to stomp a plastic spider ring leftover from Halloween that was lying in my kitchen floor EVERYTIME I walked by it. I most certainly did not forget that 10 min earlier I had already tried to kill it, but instead of picking it up, just left it.
I did not announce to my hubby in the middle of CHuck E Cheese's that I was going to the Dr first thing Monday morning for birth control. The screaming, snotty, germy children running a muck in there was not more than I could handle. And I most certainly did not bribe Kaden & my niece with a new toy of their choice from Toys 'R Us if they left CHuck E Cheese's peacefully 10 minutes after arriving.
I did not LOL when Kaden announced he wanted to go to the car wash instead of the toy store.

What didn't YOU do this week?